Warning: Usage of the word 'shag'

[odycee]

Not long 'til Half Blood Prince now! (I am no longer forgetting when it's out!) I'll be riding first thing on Saturday morning so I think I'll go straight into town and get it afterwards.

I've been tagged for this meme by mantypants:

Ten (or thereabouts) fictional characters I'd shag, in no particular order. And I'm sure there are obvious people I've forgotten.

Remus Lupin and Sirius Black. Together. Because they don't come any other way in my head.* (HP)
Doctor Julian Bashir (DS9)
Captain Jack (Doctor Who)
Sayid (Lost)
Aeryn Sun (Farscape)
Daniel Jackson (SG1)
John Sheppard (Atlantis)
Mal Reynolds (Firefly)
Can I count the fictional RPS versions of Dom Monaghan and Billy Boyd? No? Well screw you, I'm having them anyway.
Rodney McKay (Atlantis)

Oh! Silk from the Belgariad and the Mallorean.

*I can't believe I just typed that sentence without intending any double meaning at all. My brain is obviously subconsciously dirty.

Comments

[odycee.livejournal.com]

I'm sure Lupin will be emo - he'll be weeping in Sirius's bed and sniffing his sheets. That's what he's always doing in fanfic anyway...

I always forget that he's hardly ever called 'Remus' in the books. 'Lupin' looks weird to me now.

I had a Star Trek character in my list - that makes me a nerd of the most gigantic kind.

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Silk from the Belgariad and the Mallorean.

Me too!

[odycee.livejournal.com]

Reading too much Potter badfic is bad for the soul - I think it dissolves it. I just discovered the daily_sporfle which posts choice quotes from HP badfic each day. Some of them leave me speechless.

Yeah, I want to mention here that the Sirius Black I want to sleep with does not look like that. I think I'll go more for the twenty year old Sirius with shiny hair and nice teeth. But it is a good mood icon because I was really dirty when I posted that - but don't worry, I've walked through the carwash now so I'm lovely and clean.

[odycee.livejournal.com]

Heeee! How can anyone not love Silk? He was my favourite character in those books. He had that unrequited love thing going on with Barak's(?) wife didn't he.

[niennah.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm rereading OotP and I'm seeing the subtext way more than I did when I first read it. They're always offhandedly referring to each other and casually living together and it's so adorable. I think your filthy subconscious hit the nail right on the head.

I agree with 6 of your list. We clearly have remarkably fine taste.

Eeep! Saturday. *g*

[odycee.livejournal.com]

They are absolutely hilarious aren't they! I started reading them before I even had anything to do with the HP fandom and now they're even funnier. That has to be the summary for your next fic.

I could go for a book 5 (pre-death!!!) Sirius - as long as he's brushed his teeth! I once read a fic about Remus trying to magically fix Sirius's festering teeth. It was quite disturbing...

[odycee.livejournal.com]

Once you've got the Sirius/Remus thing in your head, you can't get it out. Don't forget that they buy Harry a joint Christmas present!!! It's a message from JKR!!

We are clearly people of class and refinement. Who would you pick too then?
Daniel, Sheppard, Mal and McKay right? Who are the other two - Sirius and Remus?

[niennah.livejournal.com]

I counted Sirius and Remus as one, so they're one more, and then there's Dr. Bashir. Mmmmm Julian!

I forgot that about the Christmas present! Who would do that except for life partners, eh? No one! <3<3

[odycee.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmm, Dr Bashir.

How can you forget the Christmas present?! It's like the defining moment of Sirius/Remus in the books!

I think if I keep talking like this I may begin to believe for real that JKR is sending us secret messages about Sirius and Remus. Please slap me if that ever occurs.

[niennah.livejournal.com]

Well, I never really looked out for it before, and I didn't read any fic or anything, so there was no one to put these ideas into my head. But now there's you! Hurrah! Because it certainly adds fun to the book when I'm reading for that too.

Only one day to go till HBP!

Okay, I will. I don't think you will become a Harry Potter White Hat, though. You didn't with Billy & Dom, and if you can avoid it with those two, you can avoid it with anyone.

[lolen.livejournal.com]

I love your icon! I had to mention that..

[aphedas.livejournal.com]

Oh, Bashir I'd forgotten how much I liked him. Dude, you have good taate in fictional guys. And Sayid's about the only reason I'm still watching Lost.

[odycee.livejournal.com]

Ah, Bashir. How I loved him as a teenager! And Sayid definitely makes Lost worth watching!

[odycee.livejournal.com]

Hurrah for putting ideas in your head! Heh. I love rewatching or rereading stuff with slash goggles on!

Oh god. I'm so never going to be an insane tinhat! ... Oh wait, does that mean I have to stop believing that Dom finds Billy insanely attractive when he's wearing a kilt? Yes? Then I want no part in this so-called sanity!