Debbie wets herself

[odycee]

Heh. My friend who works in a different department just came to say hello. She works with a horrendous girl called Debbie. Apparently Debbie waddled back to her desk today after visiting the toilet and loudly proclaimed that she had wet herself again. She apparently doesn't like to sit on the toilet seat and so had an 'accident' while 'hovering'. I'm glad I don't work with her. At least no one in this department wets themselves on a regular basis.

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Oh god. I still have three hours left at work. I don't think I can make it.