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[odycee]

Aaaargh. So hungry. May eat own foot.

ETA: While I've been waiting for food and having a small gnaw on my own feet, I've been reading this hugely entertaining Anne Rice wank. Jesus Christ on a donkey, that woman is hilarious.

A small extract from Anne's reply to the bad reviews she's been getting on Amazon.com:
But I leave it to readers to discover how this complex and intricate novel establishes itself within a unique, if not unrivalled series of book.

Ego much?

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[elvinborn.livejournal.com]

and then she goes to take you, the reader who obviously lacks the proper understanding of the mind-blowing complexity of the book. If it takes a psycho post where you berate your readers for giving you bad reviews to lead people through just what is so profound, it isn't good.

I love it when the author herself is the wank. Just think where HP would be today if JK participated in the wanky fun

[niennah.livejournal.com]

And she says that if you didn't like Memnoch the Devil you won't like this one. Memnoch lost me on page... oh, page 3? And I was feeling very generous that day.

What a sad, sad woman.

[odycee.livejournal.com]

I think psycho is a good way to describe it.

Just think where HP would be today if JK participated in the wanky fun

HP fandom is a cesspit of steaming wank at the best of times. I shudder to think of the day that JKR gets involved in the fun...

[odycee.livejournal.com]

I must admit, I've never read an Anne Rice novel, and after all the wank I've seen her produce just over the last year, I'd rather poke myself in the eye with a rusty fork than read one of her books.

Aaaargh. I must fix the colours of this reply page. I can barely see what I'm writing.