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[odycee]

What the shitting shit?! I try to go to bed early and these winged, buzzing, insects of doom keep flying close to my head when I'm just drifting off to sleep. It's been happening for the last week now and I've finally seen the fuckers tonight. They're some kind of mosquito and they want my blood. I can't seem to get to squish them and because I've turned the light on they've gone. Where do they live and what are they feeding off? Enquiring minds want to know. I'm not normally one for squishing insects but jesus, these need to die. I'm going back to bed now and if you hear a distant scream, that's me because the bastards have come back to taunt me.