Stalking Update

[odycee]

I've not been a very good stalker recently. Big-Nose-Boy-With-Badly-Bleached-Mullet who works downstairs just came up here to talk to someone. He is hot even with his trendy mullet. I still don't know what his name is so in an effort to be a better stalker, I had a look in the company telephone directory - I don't know what his job is, only his department so there are a number of possible choices.

[Poll #422122]


Well, this has been a good waste of fifteen minutes anyway. Better do some real work...

ETA: Obviously I went for Warren because if that was his name I would never stop laughing. Oh, and I changed the icon to Warren. Heh.

Comments

[odycee.livejournal.com]

Good plan. Although if I disappear of LJ it's because I have discovered who is the true crazed, robot-building sociopath and they know I know and they've got rid of me.

[niennah.livejournal.com]

Even if his name isn't Warren, you can now tell him you've had a poll and decided that it is. He has no choice.

Though the image of Warren with a bladly bleached mullet is disturbing.

[odycee.livejournal.com]

I'll just walk up to him in the corridor and say "Hey, mullet boy. By popular vote, your name is now Warren."

He has a weird trendy mullet with strange bleach patches. Not a good look for Warren.

[seshat1.livejournal.com]

I went for Jones because it is obviously not a name and they put it in there to confuse stalkers. =D

I would also laugh my pants off it his name *is* Warren by the way. Hee!

[odycee.livejournal.com]

The directory lists a Jones Dewi. I think someone may have got confused with the first and last name fields...

I just need to find out his real name now. *plots*