D'oh

[odycee]

I just nodded off while I was lying on my bed for five minutes and got up thinking I'd get ready for bed and just go to bed properly. I staggered into the bathroom to wash my face and didn't realise that I had my glasses on until I'd smeared gloopy face wash all over them. Almost as good as that time I wandered round the house for five minutes looking for my glasses only to discover I was wearing them. And I only realised because my housemate told me.