Mischief Managed

Meme nicked off mantypants:

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Well, wasn't that entertaining.

This afternoon I was doing the vacuuming. Our nice Dyson vacuum got a bit wrecked when our next door neighbour fitted the shower the other week. To cut a long story short, the cylinder fell off as I was vacuuming and I decided to stick a Crunchie wrapper into the hole that the air was sucking into (as you do (!!) - what a frigging idiot). Unfortunately that hole was one that wasn't supposed to be exposed and it sucked the wrapper in and made a very worrying noise as it tried to get into the motor and filter. I then spent the next half an hour getting increasingly more dirty and annoyed as I took the vacuum to pieces using an electric drill with a screwdriver attachment. I won though. I extracted the Crunchie wrapper, screwed all the bits back on in the right place and finished the vacuuming! Hurrah!

Aaaargh. I have just bitten the end of my tongue while eating shepherd's pie and now it hurts to talk because it's swelled up at the end. How do I do these things to myself?! D'oh.

There's one thing I really hate about anonymous comment memes and it's nothing whatsoever to do with wankiness - why the heck can't people tell the difference between replying to the post and replying to the comment?! There are always tons of random comments littered all over the thread. ... Hmm, I think I'm getting irrationally annoyed by things this evening. Stupid tongue.

Ow.

Today's comedy injury comes from the department of being nutted by your own horse. I've now got a very painful right eyebrow due in large part to the ridiculous hardness of horse skull. That'll learn me not to stand with my head directly above a feed bucket while it's being eaten from.

Weather update: bloody freezing.

I've just got back from my weekend in Leeds and I thought I'd do some washing as my jeans are very muddy from a walk on Ilkley Moor. I've just looked at the washing machine and realised that there must have been a tissue in one of the pockets. *headdesk* Anyone volunteering to help me pick the bits of tissue off all my clothes?

I forgot to set Lost to download this morning before I went to work. RAGE.

I just nodded off while I was lying on my bed for five minutes and got up thinking I'd get ready for bed and just go to bed properly. I staggered into the bathroom to wash my face and didn't realise that I had my glasses on until I'd smeared gloopy face wash all over them. Almost as good as that time I wandered round the house for five minutes looking for my glasses only to discover I was wearing them. And I only realised because my housemate told me.