Mischief Managed

I forgot to mention that yesterday's Doctor Who gave me a bit of a nightmare. It was some kind of post-apocalyptic world where I was trying to get to a wedding (not my own) but everything was being destroyed by monsters from mirrors - if you looked in a mirror, whatever you saw would become a monster. I vaguely remember large cat things and ( spoiler for Doctor Who but not really as it's a description of my inane dream ). I also went forward in time and saw a (very cute) kitten grow up. I suppose I should be grateful that there was no Jeremy Clarkson around this time.

I think this just proves that all my head contains, as previously suspected, is fluffy kittens and Doctor Who.

For all you lovers of The Hoff, the greatest music video ever made in the history of ever. Hahahahahaomg.

On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:
An Empirical Study

Abstract

Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We theorize that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.

I just ate some white chocolate and now I feel sick. I don't even like white chocolate very much.

For niannah:

( identical photo twins! )

Why aren't any of the little pictures showing up by people's usernames? It's most disconcerting.

LJ are going to give a hundred icon spaces to people with permanent accounts. I'd like a hundred icons but not enough to pay $150 for the privilege. :(

blackgarden linked to these paintings of women with their knickers round their ankles. Very bizarre. The moral of the story girls, is never carry celery whilst wearing a dress.

Now to town because I'm going to take the shoes back that I bought on Monday.

Edited: because I clearly cannot spell.

emony linked to this text HHGTTG game. I need sleep but I somehow can't stop.

elspethsheir linked to the The Encyclopedia of Silly Sex and worst romance book covers, both on a romance books website.

"He could feel her tensing within, and then her quivering little flutters of satisfaction as she crowned the head of his manhood with her own sweet honeyed libations of pleasure. The warmth of it sent him out of control, and his own love juices burst forth in greater measure, searing her hidden garden with an intensity of ecstasy. . . ."

"I could not allow anyone else. . .to plow a furrow in your love fields, my darling"

"Your love juices have begun to flow, sweetheart."

Hidden garden...love juices...plow a furrow...can't breath, laughing too hard...

Now I really need to go to bed and stop flicking between Farscape and the guilt trip that is Red Nose Day.

Lawyers for author JK Rowling are investigating a US army magazine cartoon whose characters bear an uncanny resemblance to Harry Potter.

It's in Preventive Maintenance Monthly, which teaches soldiers how to care for their kit. If this isn't a Harry Potter rip off I don't know what is! At "Mogmart's School" there's a wizard called Topper with a friend called Miss Ranger and teachers called Rumbledore, Snappy and McDonagal.

"...the magazine's editor, Ken Crunk, denied there had been any copyright infringement.

"The drawings do not look like any of the characters from Harry Potter," said Mr Crunk."

Ahahaha! Yeah right. Go and look at the picture!

So I've continued reading mellafe's friend list this morning seeing as I only started at seven last night.

Some things what I have discovered:

• I think me and mellafe are identical brain twins. My random choice of people was good!


• That the secret we will discover in HP book 7 is that EVERY MAN IN THE HP UNIVERSE HAS A HUGE COCK!!! Apparently


• The remusxsirius comm has about one billion posts a day. I've never dared look through it before but I've had a poke around and I found some quite nice stuff.


• harrydraco is scary.


• This Disney villains deathmatch is too cool.


• This really cool t-shirt. I want everything on that website.


• My f-list talks a lot!

I snagged a few Lost and Atlantis icons last night from various places. I had to agonise over which ones to delete - there's some that I just can't get rid of like my Andrew/Ovenmitt one - that was my first ever icon! I really do need more icon space - fifty icons is so not enough.

It is so, so windy today. Before I got down to the field this morning I was imagining that the roofs had come off the stables and that the fences had fallen down. Turns out it wasn't quite that bad, but part of the haybarn above the doors has been ripped off. Bugger. I used to do a lot of field work in the Highlands which involved spending all day on the top of a mountain. I swear that it was almost as windy at the field this morning as it was up the top of Glas Maol.  I decided not to try and ride this morning lest I get blown off.

ETA: I know that some of you are members of scans_daily. Why did you never tell me about the cracktasticness of the DC Super Dictionary? I have been wetting myself with laughter for the last half an hour. The definition of 'rock' according to the dictionary. I am crying.