Eyelids of Doom

[odycee]

I'm not sure which of my lower eyelids I hate the most. The right one swells up when I take aspirin and the left one gets a bad tic when I'm tired. Hmmmm... tough decision. I think the left one wins today because it's bugging the crap out of me right now. If you're very lucky, Mr Lower Right Eyelid, and stop twitching right now, I won't hack you off with a blunt knife.

This must be why the eye of Sauron doesn't have lids. He got pissed off with them and hacked them off.

In other non-eyelid-of-hell related news, I just finished watching the extended version of the Two Towers. I am even more excited to see ROTK now!