Eyelids of Doom

[odycee]

I'm not sure which of my lower eyelids I hate the most. The right one swells up when I take aspirin and the left one gets a bad tic when I'm tired. Hmmmm... tough decision. I think the left one wins today because it's bugging the crap out of me right now. If you're very lucky, Mr Lower Right Eyelid, and stop twitching right now, I won't hack you off with a blunt knife.

This must be why the eye of Sauron doesn't have lids. He got pissed off with them and hacked them off.

In other non-eyelid-of-hell related news, I just finished watching the extended version of the Two Towers. I am even more excited to see ROTK now!

Comments

[niennah.livejournal.com]

Duude. Sucky. I hate it when my eyelids twitch. Good theory re Sauron. I expect Tolkien just forgot to put that in the appendices.

[odycee.livejournal.com]

Well, he couldn't remember everything I suppose, but it would have added a lot to the story. Sauron was driven to evil by twitchy eyelids... I think I'd better go to bed and see if actually getting more than six hours sleep helps at all.