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Patrick Moore blames women for 'banal' TV. Well I for one resent being blamed for Big Brother!
Also: Lost drama to carry on until 2010. Oh dear. I thought they were only going to do one more season!
Also: Lost drama to carry on until 2010. Oh dear. I thought they were only going to do one more season!

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Moore blames blacks for 'banal' TV
Sir Patrick Moore
Sir Patrick's 50 years on TV earned him a place in the record books
British TV standards are deteriorating because the BBC is "run by blacks", astronomer Sir Patrick Moore has said.
The Sky at Night host also described female newsreaders as "jokey" and called for separate channels to cater for the needs of the different races.
"I think it may eventually happen," the 84-year-old told the Radio Times.
A BBC spokesman described Sir Patrick as being one of TV's best-loved figures and said his "forthright" views were "what we all love about him".
The presenter said: "The trouble is the BBC now is run by blacks and it shows soap operas, cooking, quizzes, kitchen-sink plays. You wouldn't have had that in the golden days."
"I would like to see two independent wavelengths - one controlled by blacks, and one for us, controlled by whites."
He claimed that interesting programmes were screened too late at night, and said he would "rather be dead in a ditch" than appear on Celebrity Big Brother.
And asked about his favourite series, Sir Patrick said he no longer enjoyed certain programmes because of their modern storylines.
"I used to watch Doctor Who and Star Trek, but they went PC - making blacks commanders, that kind of thing. I stopped watching."
Sir Patrick appears in the Guinness Book of Records as the longest-serving TV presenter, having appeared on his show about astronomy since 1957.
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Moore blames Daleks for 'banal' TV
Sir Patrick Moore
Sir Patrick's 50 years on TV earned him a place in the record books
British TV standards are deteriorating because the BBC is "run by Daleks", astronomer Sir Patrick Moore has said.
The Sky at Night host also described robot newsreaders as "jokey" and called for separate channels to cater for the needs of the different species.
"I think it may eventually happen," the 84-year-old told the Radio Times.
A BBC spokesman described Sir Patrick as being one of TV's best-loved figures and said his "forthright" views were "what we all love about him".
The presenter said: "The trouble is the BBC now is run by Daleks and it shows soap operas, cooking, quizzes, kitchen-sink plays. You wouldn't have had that in the golden days."
"I would like to see two independent wavelengths - one controlled by Daleks, and one for us, controlled by humans."
He claimed that interesting programmes were screened too late at night, and said he would "rather be dead in a ditch" than appear on Celebrity Big Brother.
And asked about his favourite series, Sir Patrick said he no longer enjoyed certain programmes because of their modern storylines.
"I used to watch Doctor Who and Star Trek, but they went PC - making Daleks commanders, that kind of thing. I stopped watching."
Sir Patrick appears in the Guinness Book of Records as the longest-serving TV presenter, having appeared on his show about astronomy since 1957.
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Exactly. Although I hope that it was partly just to show how insane he is now...
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I knew Daleks were evil but that's just hideous!