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[YOUR NAME]
[1] The singular boring question: Cee or IRL Carolyn
[2] If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? I don't know, but my dad wanted to call my brother Roger.
[3] Would you name a child of yours after you? No
[4] If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Erm... dunno.
[5] What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? People are always calling me Caroline. That is not my name. I say Carolyn and they repeat it back to me fine, but something scrambles in the brain and after a space of about 30 seconds I turn into Caroline. Cee is a whole lot easier...
[6] If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? No. And what would I be famous for anyway?
[DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS]
[7] Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? To be honest, I think that when you die - you're just dead. But you don't know until you're dead. So I'll let you know then.
[8] Do you think God has a gender? If God exists then probably not.
[9] Do you think science counteracts religion? Not really. Religion has nothing to do with the way things work. It's more to do with spirituality. Of course if you're a follower of Creation Science then you believe that religion counteracts science. And you're a crazy.
[10] Do you believe in organized religion? It works for some people but I think a lot of it is very corrupt.
[11] Where do you think we go when we die? Probably oblivion. It would be nice if there was a fluffy afterlife with frolicking bunnies but again, I'll let you know when it happens.
[12] Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? Not really. I must say I don't have any religious beliefs at all.
[HUMOR]
[13] How easy is it to make you laugh? Pretty easy
[14] What person you know makes you laugh the most? When I'm with my housemates from the final year of uni all we do is laugh.
[15] Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Probably.
[16] Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? I don't really tell jokes.
[17] What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Mullet
[18] What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? God knows.
[MUSIC]
[19] Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? Heh. I guess!
[20] What is/are the worst song(s)? The last song that really made me want to concrete my ears up was that Cheeky Girls one. Gah. I never listen to the radio though so I mostly avoid scary stuff.
[21] What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? Foreign language ones? I'm not one for finding deep meaning in songs. I can never hear what the words are anyway.
[22] What song(s) are constantly in your head? I've always got really annoying songs in my head that go in a cycle. Bohemian Rhapsody crops up regularly.
[23] What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? Who knows...
[24] If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? Erm... I don't think they'd appreciate being serenaded by me.
[25] If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? This is a really shit question.
[MOVIES]
[26] What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Enemy Mine! I love that film! I've got it on DVD. No one ever knows what it is though. I loved the book.
[27] Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? Mostly. Although Terminator 2 was damn cool.
[28] Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Han Solo all the way. I actually really hate Luke. I just want to slap him.
[29] What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Good ones.
[30] What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Awful romantic comedies that make my eyes bleed.
[FOOD]
[31] When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? Oh definitely taste. I like eating and I don't want to constantly think about what I'm eating.
[32] What's your favorite kind of cheese? Nice strong cheese like strong chedder, and I must admit to liking blue stilton in moderation - even though it smells like dirty socks.
[33] What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? It smells like a dirty sock?
[34] If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, would you still eat it? Well, I don't really eat take-away stuff anyway.
[35] Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? Very occasionally. I would feel guilty if I ate cod but that's mainly because the stocks are in danger of complete collapse, not because I ate a dead fish. I have stupid morals.
[COMPUTERS]
[36] Mac or PC? I've never had a thing to do with Macs so I can't answer the question fairly.
[37] How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer? No.
[38] Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? No.
[39] Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? I hate speaking on the phone but I wouldn't say I'm much different face to face than I am on IM.
[40] Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? Not really. The only things I've ever bought of it though are Farscape DVD's.There was an amusing incident where my friend accidentally bought some skiis of there. And another friend ended up with a kilt she didn't really want. And a pair of curtains.
[THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES]
[41] Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? It would be interesting for a day. I'd like to see if a beard kept my face warm in the cold.
[42] What do you love most about the other gender? Erm... beards?
[43] What do you dislike most about the other gender? Oh, for goodness sake. I'm not twelve. They smell? Beards?
[44] What do you understand least about the other gender? ... Beards.
[CELEBRITIES]
[45] Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? Of course I do.
[46] What celebrity's autograph do you want most? To be truthful I don't really care about autographs and I'm not that bothered with meeting them. I think I wore that whole thing thin during my teenybopper phase.
[47] Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? No. Not in a non-offensive way anyway.
[48] If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? I'm not very up on female actors. Someone who's devastatingly gorgeous with fabulous hair just like myself.
[49] Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? Like stupid people like Paris Hilton and Anna Nicole? Yes.
[50] If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? That would be damn scary. I don't know if I'd like to be in someone elses head.
[51] Do you want to be John Malkovich? He can leg wrestle!
[NUMBERS]
[52] Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? Not really.
[53] Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? No.
[54] Do you actually know your Social Security Number? NI number - yes
55] Do you actually know your IP address? No.
[56] Do you know what an IP address is? Yes.
[57] Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? I know my postcode.
[58] Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? Yes because I'm crap at remembering number.
[59] Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc? Yes. Pure maths always gave me a headache at college.
[60] What do you think of pi? It makes me think of my Greek friend who couldn't understand why we pronounce it 'pie' when it should be 'pee'.
[LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT]
[61] Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? Not really.
[62] If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Flattered but a bit uncomfortable.
[63] Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? Get to know them. But it doesn't always work that way.
[64] Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? Yes?
[65] Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? Yes.
[66] What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? Do whatever you feel comfortable with personally. I don't have much of a problem with it.
[67] Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Yes! But lets not go there...
[68] Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? Who knows what goes on in their heads? They have beards you know.
[69] Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? Probably not.
[70] Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? Stop going on about 69's. They're crap anyway.
[POSSESSIONS]
[71] What is your favorite possession? Whatever the latest shiny thing I've bought is and all my books.
[72] What physical, tangible possession do you want most? DS9 on DVD!
[73] How badly do you want it? Not that badly...
[74] Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? Yes.
[75] How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? Not very.
[HOLIDAYS]
[76] Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? Mostly, although I'm guilty of breaking out in carols all year round so I'm a bit hypocritical really.
[77] How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? I think I'd be happy to stay in my mid twenties for a while!
[78] What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? Never did Halloween apart from have a pumpkin one year.
[81] There are currently no federal holidays during August-So make one up: UK here - so we have August bank holiday. Which is round my birthday so I'll pretend it's in honour of my birthday.
[MEMORIES]
[82] How good is your short-term memory? Shit.
[83] How good is your long-term memory? Not bad.
[84] What is your earliest memory? Possibly going next door to stay when my mum went into hospital to have my brother. But it might only be a memory of remembering a memory if you see what I mean.
[85] What is your happiest memory?That Dime bar I ate earlier.
[86] What is your strangest memory? I don't bloody know.
[87] What movie/song would you like to memorize? Bohemian Rhapsody as at least when I've got it going round in my head I'd be able to sing along.
[TEARS]
[88] What movie makes/made you cry? Lots! Lord of the Rings. I cried at Casualty once... TV: Buffy is always making me cry. I actually can't watch the Body again as it upset me too much.
[89] What book makes/made you cry? The last book that made me really sob was the last Robin Hobb book in the Tawny Man trilogy. I really cried at that - tears on the pages type crying. I also really cried at His Masters Dark Materials. And LOTR. And... okay yes, I'm always crying at books.
[90] What song makes/made you cry? I don't really cry at songs. I think Into the West probably brought a tear to my eye.
[91] What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? The last really funny thing I watched was a Peter Kay video.
[THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS]
[92] Would you like to be cloned? Only if it was a way of making me immortal and they could transfer my memories.
[93] Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? No. I'd like to see the beginning though. That would be cool. Seeing the beginning of life. Me and my friends always have this discussion of where you'd go to if you'd got a time machine. I think I'd like to find out how life really began and look at the first land animals and dinosaurs and stuff. Yes, I am actually eight.
[94] Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? See! Bohemian Rhapsody follows me round.
[THIS SURVEY]
[95] Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? Probably
[96] Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? I liked the ones about crying and the random ones.
[97] Are you sorry you began filling it out? I should be in bed now.
[98] What question do you wish it had asked? I don't bloody know! I wish it hadn't asked stupid questions about serenading people.
[99] How would you have answered it? People aren't wearing enough hats.
[THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS]
[100] When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? Excuse me while I vomit.
[101] What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? I'm very impressed if you've read this inane, boring piece of shit entry to the end. And I apologise profusely for my current hobbit obsession.
emony[YOUR NAME]
[1] The singular boring question: Cee or IRL Carolyn
[2] If you had been born a member of the opposite sex, what would your name have been? I don't know, but my dad wanted to call my brother Roger.
[3] Would you name a child of yours after you? No
[4] If you had to switch first names with a friend of yours, who would you switch with? Erm... dunno.
[5] What's the way people most often mispronounce any part of your name? People are always calling me Caroline. That is not my name. I say Carolyn and they repeat it back to me fine, but something scrambles in the brain and after a space of about 30 seconds I turn into Caroline. Cee is a whole lot easier...
[6] If you were to become famous, would you drop your last name (like Madonna, Cher, Roseanne)? No. And what would I be famous for anyway?
[DEEP THEOLOGICAL QUESTIONS]
[7] Do you believe in the traditional view of Heaven and Hell? To be honest, I think that when you die - you're just dead. But you don't know until you're dead. So I'll let you know then.
[8] Do you think God has a gender? If God exists then probably not.
[9] Do you think science counteracts religion? Not really. Religion has nothing to do with the way things work. It's more to do with spirituality. Of course if you're a follower of Creation Science then you believe that religion counteracts science. And you're a crazy.
[10] Do you believe in organized religion? It works for some people but I think a lot of it is very corrupt.
[11] Where do you think we go when we die? Probably oblivion. It would be nice if there was a fluffy afterlife with frolicking bunnies but again, I'll let you know when it happens.
[12] Do you feel a little funny thinking about the questions in this section? Not really. I must say I don't have any religious beliefs at all.
[HUMOR]
[13] How easy is it to make you laugh? Pretty easy
[14] What person you know makes you laugh the most? When I'm with my housemates from the final year of uni all we do is laugh.
[15] Do you laugh at jokes you know you shouldn't? Probably.
[16] Do you tell jokes you know you shouldn't? I don't really tell jokes.
[17] What words instantly make you laugh or at least smile? Mullet
[18] What do you think is the funniest thing you've ever said or written? God knows.
[MUSIC]
[19] Do you ever dance to music when nobody's watching? Heh. I guess!
[20] What is/are the worst song(s)? The last song that really made me want to concrete my ears up was that Cheeky Girls one. Gah. I never listen to the radio though so I mostly avoid scary stuff.
[21] What song(s) do you wish you could understand a little better? Foreign language ones? I'm not one for finding deep meaning in songs. I can never hear what the words are anyway.
[22] What song(s) are constantly in your head? I've always got really annoying songs in my head that go in a cycle. Bohemian Rhapsody crops up regularly.
[23] What song(s) do you think describe your personality best? Who knows...
[24] If you were to serenade the object of your affections, which song(s) would you use? Erm... I don't think they'd appreciate being serenaded by me.
[25] If the object of your affections were to serenade you, what song(s) would you hope he or she used? This is a really shit question.
[MOVIES]
[26] What movie(s) do you love that nobody else seems to? Enemy Mine! I love that film! I've got it on DVD. No one ever knows what it is though. I loved the book.
[27] Do you agree with the idea that sequels are always worse than the original? Mostly. Although Terminator 2 was damn cool.
[28] Who's your favorite Star Wars character? Han Solo all the way. I actually really hate Luke. I just want to slap him.
[29] What kind of movie do you think there should be more of? Good ones.
[30] What movie(s) do you simply not understand the appeal of? Awful romantic comedies that make my eyes bleed.
[FOOD]
[31] When eating, are you more concerned with taste or healthiness? Oh definitely taste. I like eating and I don't want to constantly think about what I'm eating.
[32] What's your favorite kind of cheese? Nice strong cheese like strong chedder, and I must admit to liking blue stilton in moderation - even though it smells like dirty socks.
[33] What do you think your answer to the previous question reveals about your personality? It smells like a dirty sock?
[34] If you knew exactly what went into Chinese food, hamburger meat, would you still eat it? Well, I don't really eat take-away stuff anyway.
[35] Do you ever feel guilty eating meat? Very occasionally. I would feel guilty if I ate cod but that's mainly because the stocks are in danger of complete collapse, not because I ate a dead fish. I have stupid morals.
[COMPUTERS]
[36] Mac or PC? I've never had a thing to do with Macs so I can't answer the question fairly.
[37] How much do you actually care about the inner workings of your computer? No.
[38] Do you ever begin preferring IMs to other forms of conversation? No.
[39] Do you find you're different talking through IMs than face-to-face or on the telephone? I hate speaking on the phone but I wouldn't say I'm much different face to face than I am on IM.
[40] Have you ever ended bid on something on eBay and regretted it later? Not really. The only things I've ever bought of it though are Farscape DVD's.There was an amusing incident where my friend accidentally bought some skiis of there. And another friend ended up with a kilt she didn't really want. And a pair of curtains.
[THE BATTLE OF THE SEXES]
[41] Have you ever wished you could experience being the other gender? It would be interesting for a day. I'd like to see if a beard kept my face warm in the cold.
[42] What do you love most about the other gender? Erm... beards?
[43] What do you dislike most about the other gender? Oh, for goodness sake. I'm not twelve. They smell? Beards?
[44] What do you understand least about the other gender? ... Beards.
[CELEBRITIES]
[45] Do you sometimes see a movie or watch a show just because a good-looking celebrity is in it? Of course I do.
[46] What celebrity's autograph do you want most? To be truthful I don't really care about autographs and I'm not that bothered with meeting them. I think I wore that whole thing thin during my teenybopper phase.
[47] Have people ever said you looked like a celebrity, and if so, who? No. Not in a non-offensive way anyway.
[48] If there was to be a movie about you, who do you think should play you (in personality, looks or both)? I'm not very up on female actors. Someone who's devastatingly gorgeous with fabulous hair just like myself.
[49] Does it ever annoy you when you know someone is a celebrity but you can't remember why? Like stupid people like Paris Hilton and Anna Nicole? Yes.
[50] If you could enter any celebrity's mind like in "Being John Malkovich", whose would you enter? That would be damn scary. I don't know if I'd like to be in someone elses head.
[51] Do you want to be John Malkovich? He can leg wrestle!
[NUMBERS]
[52] Do you laugh when you hear or read the number 69? Not really.
[53] Were you lying about your answer to the previous question? No.
[54] Do you actually know your Social Security Number? NI number - yes
55] Do you actually know your IP address? No.
[56] Do you know what an IP address is? Yes.
[57] Do you know the four-character extension on your ZIP code? I know my postcode.
[58] Ever thought there were too many numbers floating around in our lives? Yes because I'm crap at remembering number.
[59] Does your head begin to hurt when you think of infinity, imaginary numbers, irrational numbers, etc? Yes. Pure maths always gave me a headache at college.
[60] What do you think of pi? It makes me think of my Greek friend who couldn't understand why we pronounce it 'pie' when it should be 'pee'.
[LOVE, SEX AND ALL THAT]
[61] Did you get a little frightened or uncomfortable seeing this as a section title? Not really.
[62] If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel? Flattered but a bit uncomfortable.
[63] Do you prefer getting to know someone first before dating them or going in "blind"? Get to know them. But it doesn't always work that way.
[64] Could you carry on a relationship with someone with the same first name as a family member? Yes?
[65] Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out? Yes.
[66] What's your opinion on sex without emotional commitment? Do whatever you feel comfortable with personally. I don't have much of a problem with it.
[67] Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive? Yes! But lets not go there...
[68] Do you think the opposite sex finds you good-looking? Who knows what goes on in their heads? They have beards you know.
[69] Would you be willing to give up sex in exchange for an emotional commitment you knew would last? Probably not.
[70] Do you think the number of the last question was a coincidence? Stop going on about 69's. They're crap anyway.
[POSSESSIONS]
[71] What is your favorite possession? Whatever the latest shiny thing I've bought is and all my books.
[72] What physical, tangible possession do you want most? DS9 on DVD!
[73] How badly do you want it? Not that badly...
[74] Have you ever seen 'The Exorcist'? Yes.
[75] How long did it take you to understand why the last question is in this section? Not very.
[HOLIDAYS]
[76] Does Christmas music too far away from Christmas annoy you? Mostly, although I'm guilty of breaking out in carols all year round so I'm a bit hypocritical really.
[77] How old do you think you will be before you stop liking getting older? I think I'd be happy to stay in my mid twenties for a while!
[78] What was the best Halloween costume you ever had? Never did Halloween apart from have a pumpkin one year.
[81] There are currently no federal holidays during August-So make one up: UK here - so we have August bank holiday. Which is round my birthday so I'll pretend it's in honour of my birthday.
[MEMORIES]
[82] How good is your short-term memory? Shit.
[83] How good is your long-term memory? Not bad.
[84] What is your earliest memory? Possibly going next door to stay when my mum went into hospital to have my brother. But it might only be a memory of remembering a memory if you see what I mean.
[85] What is your happiest memory?That Dime bar I ate earlier.
[86] What is your strangest memory? I don't bloody know.
[87] What movie/song would you like to memorize? Bohemian Rhapsody as at least when I've got it going round in my head I'd be able to sing along.
[TEARS]
[88] What movie makes/made you cry? Lots! Lord of the Rings. I cried at Casualty once... TV: Buffy is always making me cry. I actually can't watch the Body again as it upset me too much.
[89] What book makes/made you cry? The last book that made me really sob was the last Robin Hobb book in the Tawny Man trilogy. I really cried at that - tears on the pages type crying. I also really cried at His Masters Dark Materials. And LOTR. And... okay yes, I'm always crying at books.
[90] What song makes/made you cry? I don't really cry at songs. I think Into the West probably brought a tear to my eye.
[91] What makes/made you laugh so hard you cried? The last really funny thing I watched was a Peter Kay video.
[THREE TRULY RANDOM QUESTIONS]
[92] Would you like to be cloned? Only if it was a way of making me immortal and they could transfer my memories.
[93] Do you wish you could be alive when the world was ending, just to experience it? No. I'd like to see the beginning though. That would be cool. Seeing the beginning of life. Me and my friends always have this discussion of where you'd go to if you'd got a time machine. I think I'd like to find out how life really began and look at the first land animals and dinosaurs and stuff. Yes, I am actually eight.
[94] Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango? See! Bohemian Rhapsody follows me round.
[THIS SURVEY]
[95] Do you think that one hundred and one questions is too long? Probably
[96] Do you think the one hundred interesting questions actually were interesting? I liked the ones about crying and the random ones.
[97] Are you sorry you began filling it out? I should be in bed now.
[98] What question do you wish it had asked? I don't bloody know! I wish it hadn't asked stupid questions about serenading people.
[99] How would you have answered it? People aren't wearing enough hats.
[THE TWO MOST IMPORTANT QUESTIONS]
[100] When was the last time you let the people you love know you love them? Excuse me while I vomit.
[101] What do you want the people who are reading this survey to know? I'm very impressed if you've read this inane, boring piece of shit entry to the end. And I apologise profusely for my current hobbit obsession.