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[odycee]

Text messages from my mum this afternoon (following on from the 'accident' one of the cats had this weekend in the living room):

Mum: Guess where a cat has done a poo today.
Me: I dread to think. On the settee?
Mum: In your dad's trousers which were just dropped on the floor. Looked very suspect so hope the window cleaner didn't come today...

Needless to say, I sat at my desk (my new horrible desk that faces away from the window) at work pissing myself with laughter.

Comments

[niennah.livejournal.com]

A ha ha!! That's really odd! I too hope the window cleaner did not come today.

I hate suggestive verbs...

[odycee.livejournal.com]

I don't think he did luckily or that would have been very embarrassing!

;)

[odycee.livejournal.com]

I think they do. They certainly enjoy sitting in his favourite chair and so covering him with hair. Obviously crapping in his trousers in a whole magnitude greater than that though!

Heh. Probably if I'd have been there when my mum discovered it I would have heard something along the lines of "Bloody hell, the sodding cat's crapped in your dad's trousers." The word 'bollocks' may have been involved somewhere too...