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Text messages from my mum this afternoon (following on from the 'accident' one of the cats had this weekend in the living room):
Mum: Guess where a cat has done a poo today.
Me: I dread to think. On the settee?
Mum: In your dad's trousers which were just dropped on the floor. Looked very suspect so hope the window cleaner didn't come today...
Needless to say, I sat at my desk (my new horrible desk that faces away from the window) at work pissing myself with laughter.
Mum: Guess where a cat has done a poo today.
Me: I dread to think. On the settee?
Mum: In your dad's trousers which were just dropped on the floor. Looked very suspect so hope the window cleaner didn't come today...
Needless to say, I sat at my desk (my new horrible desk that faces away from the window) at work pissing myself with laughter.

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Heh. Probably if I'd have been there when my mum discovered it I would have heard something along the lines of "Bloody hell, the sodding cat's crapped in your dad's trousers." The word 'bollocks' may have been involved somewhere too...