Caffine

I think I took too many caffine tablets today! I'm jittering all over the shop and raging round the house annoying everyone. If I was like a normal person I could drink a cup of coffee or tea, but I'm not. I hate hot drinks. So to stay awake during the dullest job in the world (apart from the one I did in the summer) it's either pinching myself which doesn't work and gives me bruises or taking the divine caffine tablets of joy. Wheeeeeeeeeee! Plus I feel like shouting 'fuck off and die' randomly. Why is it phrases get stuck in your head and you have to force yourself not to say them? I think I have tourettes syndrome... Arse.

Hmmm... only two tablets for me on Monday.