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I've got the screensaver of my PC set to display my own pictures and at the moment it's showing a folder of LOTR ones. My mum was watching the pictures flick up on the screen while we were eating dinner a few minutes ago. I almost fell off my chair when she said "Which of the hobbits do you think is most likely to be gay?" She concluded that Dominic Monaghan was the most likely candidate. Perhaps my mother is a slasher at heart. Or perhaps I exposed her to the pic of Dom and Viggo touching tongues one too many times...