Monkeys test 'hardworking gene'

This is what I need: Gene therapy to stop procrastination.

Scientists in the United States have found a way of turning lazy monkeys into workaholics using gene therapy...

"Normal monkeys and people procrastinate - tend not to work very well when they have a lot of time to get the job done, and work better when the reward is nearer in time," Dr Richmond says.

"The monkeys under the influence of the treatment don't procrastinate."

See, if I'd had that treatment, I wouldn't be posting this right now.

X-Ray Specs

I haven't got my Super Vision New Specs of Joy^TM on today, just my Old Dry Contact Lenses of Doom^TM. This is making it hard for me to ogle the boy that sits on the floor below me on the other side of the building. Yes! My new specs have built in x-ray! Or perhaps I sit next to the balcony. I see him on the bus every morning and only discovered yesterday that I can see him from my desk. Only I can't without my new specs. Damn it.

Spamtastic

I've been very spammy recently. I do apologise.

shoebox_project update today! I can't wait a whole week for the next bit!

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For those of you who don't have the divine blackgarden on your friends list - I would like to point you in the direction of something very disturbing. Paul McCartney mary sue het mpreg.

Yes - Paul McCartney is impregnated by a woman and carries the baby to term. Go here for blackgarden's post as the comments are just as disturbing and involve Brian Blessed and his beard.

What kind of crack are these people on?