Pointless Poll Day

In honour of Pointless Poll Day I bring you a monkey!

Actually, it's a pointless poll. Could you tell?

[Poll #472514]

I really wish 'purchase a monkey butler' had been an option now.

(no subject)

Why does LJ suck so much at the moment? Meh. I'm going to bed.

And why does no one want to donate all their riches to me? I am most put out.