OMG. I've just seen a news story about this guy from Birmingham that creates sculptures that fit inside the eye of a needle. Look at his stuff! He paints with an eye lash. How is that even possible?!
Henry VIII and his six wives:

Oh, and I've jumped on the Twitter bandwagon. Blame
emony. It's so pointless. Yet so good.
ETA: Also, seen on
metaquotes by
marjory: Troll By Troll West, an Annual Vocational Conference of Trolls!
Conference Program
09:00 An Introduction to Trolling
Can anyone troll? Yes! But it takes a very special kind of person to troll effectively, to really get under the skin and to reach the hearts, souls and minds of the intarwebbing public. Internationally-renowned veteran and Über-Troll
teh_bollox shall give a presentation detailing just why and how you might wish to do so as well as giving an overview of the rest of the day's proceedings.
09:30 Troll Pure: Making a Mountain Out of a Molehill
Is a topic just not being handled seriously enough for your liking on some newsgroup or another? Has someone responded to a post of yours in a way which may indicate that they, however infinitesimally, have had the audacity not to agree with you 110%? Our panel detail to you just quite how you can ascertain this and which responses are guaranteed to engender just the right level of "WTF?" in your chosen victims. Classic themes of response such as, "You insensitive bastard, my x was killed by a y" and "You are evidently HARD OF THINKING because..." are examined and explored. &c.
Bwah! I think I've seen trolls that have attended this.
Henry VIII and his six wives:

Oh, and I've jumped on the Twitter bandwagon. Blame
ETA: Also, seen on
Conference Program
09:00 An Introduction to Trolling
Can anyone troll? Yes! But it takes a very special kind of person to troll effectively, to really get under the skin and to reach the hearts, souls and minds of the intarwebbing public. Internationally-renowned veteran and Über-Troll
09:30 Troll Pure: Making a Mountain Out of a Molehill
Is a topic just not being handled seriously enough for your liking on some newsgroup or another? Has someone responded to a post of yours in a way which may indicate that they, however infinitesimally, have had the audacity not to agree with you 110%? Our panel detail to you just quite how you can ascertain this and which responses are guaranteed to engender just the right level of "WTF?" in your chosen victims. Classic themes of response such as, "You insensitive bastard, my x was killed by a y" and "You are evidently HARD OF THINKING because..." are examined and explored. &c.
Bwah! I think I've seen trolls that have attended this.