i've acquired a top gear icon!

I just stood up and realised that the couple of glasses of wine I've drunk have gone to my head rather! I've decided that rosé wine is the way forward as red gives me a headache after about twenty minutes.

Do you know what's annoying me slightly at the moment? The person or people in the flat next to me are clearly smokers because I can smell it in the hallway of my flat. There's not much I can do about it but it is quite horrible.

I've had the TV on in the background during my search for a Top Gear icon and there was a program on about bedbugs, maggots, headlice etc. From what I can gather, it mostly involved the presenter putting headlice on himself and sleeping in beds with bedbugs in, alongside blowing up a caravan and showing scenes of stock car racing and motorbikes. What? The preview for next week seemed to be about poo. Is this the TV equivalent of the bits of Nuts magazine that don't involve semi-naked women?