Dec. 30th, 2005
I have found a cinema in Nottingham that is showing Brokeback Mountain next week! Hurrah! I have caught the evil and annoying fly and thrown it outside to die in the cold! Hurrah! My friends are coming up for New Year tomorrow. Hurrah! I have just accidentally punched the washing machine with the knuckle of my little finger and given myself a bruise and jarred my arm and shoulder! Hurrah! Bollocks. Why does the washing machine hate me?