i keep accidentally typing merkin

My current desktop. I actually installed Photoshop on to this laptop for the first time specifically so I could touch-up (NOT IN THAT WAY YOU PERVE) the screen cap.



You may also partake of this should you wish. (Screen cap from _becca84_.)

ETA: I just found a brilliantly horrifying article about merkins. It's halfway down the page.

The Oxford Companion recounts an amusing tale of one gentleman who procured the disease-riddled merkin of a prostitute, dried it, gave it a good comb and then presented it to a cardinal, telling him he had brought him St Peter's beard.