What the shitting shit?! I try to go to bed early and these winged, buzzing, insects of doom keep flying close to my head when I'm just drifting off to sleep( cut because this post contains half asleep ranting )
I love curry. My eye does not. Note to self: do not rub rogan josh or possibly Bengal spice mango chutney into your eye. It will hurt and swell up like a bitch.
Tomorrow at 12:30 Iain Banks is doing a book signing in the city centre. But I am at work. But Iain Banks! How can I not go?! He's in my interests list!